Friday, December 7, 2012

If Pearl Harbor happened today

The president would announce that during his fourth term that he would be more "flexible" with the Germans and Japanese over development of the atomic bomb.

The State Department would end the embargo of iron ore, coal and oil.

Tokyo Rose would be promoted and funded by the US government.

The US government would urge British restraint while German V1 cruise missiles and V2 ballistic missiles hit London, and would summon the League of Nations for a two-state solution where the Germans would be entitled to the British territory up to the Scottish border.

Okay seriously. Never forget.


  1. And Obama would STILL vacation in Hawaii, just carefully avoiding Pearl Harbor.